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10 AMAZING TIPS ON HOW TO EAT THE ASS LIKE GROCERIES – SERIOUSLY

Before I sit to write this all important post let me clear the air on eating ass. It isn’t the dirtiest or nastiest thing to do in the bedroom. Instead, this is the most romantic licking a top could do for his bottom. Hopefully, you all will use the tips in this post to please the next bottom to pass through your apartment. What is certain, is that, if you eat the bottom right he will never leave you. I repeat, if you eat the bottom right, he will never leave you. Even if he moves on to date another man, he will return to get your mouth, either to wait for your tongue doggy style or to ride your face like a chair.

Here are 10 Amazing Tips on how to eat the ass like a real top should. If you find these tips helpful, share them with the man of your life.

First, let us admire the beauty of an ass.

Seriously

There is nothing better than a man’s booty.

Here we go with the tips.

1. Admire the booty you are about to eat.

It is very important that you admire the ass. Take a full minute to behold the beauty before you. Use the time to sink your hands into the cheeks, slap it around, know if its a muscle ass or juicy set of cakes. This moment proves to the bottom that you are enjoying his greatest asset, outside of his sweet, bare hole.

Do not touch the hole at this point. Your only duty is to admire his ass.

2. Have the bottom assume the doggy style position. 

Most tops will not know the benefits of eat ass. It is not only time to pass during the foreplay segment of sex or a hookup but this is a kind massage and expression of love to the bottom. It’s never cute to hurt the bottom by licking too hard or biting into his ass. Eating his ass is to advance him into relaxing the muscles around the ass before you enter.

I don’t know if most tops will admit but eating the best ass can help moisturize your face, giving your face that glow. This is unconfirmed but still important to note.

Massage your hands into his lower back and ass. Blow air on his booty hole, talking to him. Tell him you can wait to eat his ass. This is the most vulnerable position for a bottom. In this state he has mentally signed over his ass to you. This is confirmation that it is yours. The ass is yours.

3. Place your mouth on the booty hole.

Amazing ass eaters don’t give away how great they are in the first five minutes of eating ass. There are stages to the madness and the amazing-ness of the tough and mouth. Very important, place your mouth on the booty hole, pushing together his cakes. Based on my experience, this drives him crazy. Don’t even use your tongue, place those thick lips on his hole, blowing hot air on that ass. Move your face all over his hole, up and down the ass, even licking his balls before you start eating him.

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Eating ass is like worshiping the hole. Literally. Take the moment to take a bow first to the ass. There is no rush to tongue fuck him. If you want to marry this bottom, you better be able to eat him right.

4. Start licking and eating the booty.

An as expert, the more you spread the cakes like the image above, the more sensation you create for the bottom. Use both hands gently to spread the ass and use your stiff tongue to lick the hole. This is where some excellent ass eaters distinguish themselves from other basic ass eaters. Some tops may flip their tongues on the booty hole at this time. The more a top flips the tongue like the image below – which is basic- it creates a sexual moment for the bottom receiving the ass eating.

If you eat the ass like the graphic below, it will feel much better for the bottom. Observe his tongue as closely as you can to ensure you please your bottom. While you are at your desk as work, drinking your favorite soda, or juice, practice this technique so when you get an ass to eat, it becomes easy.

The faster your able to do this, the better or more satisfied the bottom will feel.

5. Give the bottom your best technique.

As an expert in the ass eating department, eating ass is a dance. The best ass eaters can dance while their face and tongue are stuck in that hole. The more you eat ass, you will understand that like a car gets into different gear levels, a top has different gear levels and stages to his ass eating game. The momentum you start with when you eat the ass should never be the same in the middle of eating the ass or towards the end.

Amazing ass eaters shouldn’t need to fuck the bottom after. The bottom is sometimes worn out after that tongue. This is where you tongue fuck the ass. 

Whenever i push my tongue in the ass, the bottom should feel as if it is my hard dick. The only thing is my dick is bigger. The same reaction the bottom gives when he’s receiving amazing sex from a dick, he should offer that same reaction to the tongue. You shouldn’t be able to tongue fuck the ass in the first instance of eating ass. Tongue fucking is the act of opening the booty, do it when it wet. This means you will have to spit in the hole, use some time to finger the ass. Some bottoms don’t like the top fingering them, that’s fine. use your tongue to please the hole. Lick from the scrotum to the lower end. No part of the ass is off limits.

Love bite into the cakes. Do not bite to hurt the bottom. When you are eating the ass, the nerves in the cakes are activated – be aware that eating his ass is by far the most beautiful feeling for the bottom. If you eat the ass right, a bottom will shake from your stiff tongue. He will moan, and scream more than getting fucked from your dick.

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Use your hands to touch his nipples. As you tongue fuck the ass, hold his hands. Use the time to bond with your bottom. Be in the moment. Be in the now of eating your man alive. 

When your man sees you out at the movies, chilling with friends or on a date, he should be thinking of your face being buried in his ass. You should command his sexual being. 

6. French kissing the ass

This is the best technique when eating the ass. No one will inform you of these things but I will. Never French kiss a man’s ass you’re not willing to date. If you do he will run you down, pest you for more. Now, we all know how to French kiss.

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It is more than kissing, it involves the tongue, the lips and everything in between. Now, French kiss the hole.

This means the booty will now be wet. Your face will be wet. Your mouth will be wet. Your hands dry. It is very important to keep the hands dry when eating ass. Dry hands will get you the right grip on the ass to spread the cakes etc.

Back to French kissing the hole. I felt my ass jump by the way. This is deeper than I thought. When you French the hole, do so with a relaxed tongue. The art of this moment is that the tongue will go anywhere.

Use your hands to spread the cakes a little. You want the bottom to relax his hole and muscles around the ass. If you spread the cakes wide, his muscles will be engaged and you don’t want that to happen. Use a relaxed tongue – just like the way you speak – and eat his ass. When your mouth gets to his hole, pull on it gently like you want to drink his juices. Again, amazing ass eaters drink that sweet pussy juice. Pull on his hole, and as you do that insert young tongue, pulling out of the hole. At this stage of eating ass, the ass should be wet, dripping with cum juices. If you are really good, the bottom will cream. 

I was eating an ass once and the booty started overflowing with juices. Imagine a pipe being turned on. That was the ass releasing the good juice. Just like the image above slap the ass while u French kiss the booty. Let the bottom hear you moan in his ass. Tell him how amazing he tastes, Tell him you want his ass. Your motives are now clear, you want to eat and fuck his ass.

It is very important that at this stage you prepare his ass for what is to come. Force your saliva down his hole. Amazing ass eaters don’t need lube after eating. You should know that your juices will be the lube.

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7. Switch it Up – Have him Ride Your Face

If the bottom can’t ride your face then this may not be the best position. Some bottoms love to wipe their ass in the top’s face, trying to ride the tongue. If your bottom is this good, then try this. When a bottom is on top riding the face, his ass is being opened more. For guys, who can tongue fuck, they will find the bottom moaning differently in this position.

I normally put the bottom to face my dick so he can suck me if he wishes. Or, he may want to bust his nut all over my chest which normally happens. It is very important that you remain in control. Use your hands again, to spread the cakes and eat the ass. You may not be able to tongue fuck the pussy like you want to but you can get to eat and drink the juices from his ass. Lock your mouth on his ass and pull on it. Pulling on an ass means your tongue is very involved. If you pull on the ass the bottom may find that unpleasing. That’s not the aim. While u pull on his ass, make it wet. If you are good enough you can feel his entire ass hole open up – meaning his hole that you fuck. 

8. Fingering the HOLE

If your bottom loves being fingered while eating. This position is for you.

This position open up the ass to levels that will amaze you. Use the technique of spreading the cakes to your advantage. At this stage, the bottom is giving you everything. If you are a freak, this is where you ensure the bottom sees you spitting in the hole. Show him your fuck eyes and make love to his hole. Tell him to push out the ass.

I am going too deep here with the tips but when the bottom pushes that hole out (means he relaxes the ass to unprecedented levels) you get to go deeper in the booty with the tongue and ass eating skills. 

If your bottom is not able to push the ass out, try teaching him how to. Sex is about learning and showing love.

9. It is very important to be dominant 

While bottoms get to be gentle in bed and can get a pass for it, tops shouldn’t especially when eating the ass. 

This is your moment to show the bottom the beast you are in bed. Sure, don’t start off being the beast. We are now at the end of eating the ass, he should know how rough you can be in bed in commanding his hole. The bottom should know from eating his ass that you are the only guy in the world to make him feel like that. No two guys in the world should fuck or eat ass the same way.

10. The Best Ass Eaters Eat The Ass

It is called eating the ass. Do it.

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