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HOW TO SEDUCE A STRAIGHT GUY

Tactic #2 – All men like a BJ.

I was in college. I’d just come out of the closet to my friends and all I wanted to do was be out and proud. The thing about straight guys is that once they know you’re gay, they tend to wonder about how it works. This can always be used to your advantage because every man fantasizes about something, but even more so, all guys love to get a BJ – it doesn’t matter from whom.

We were at a party when some frat boys across the way starting eyeing my friends and me. They clearly knew we were gay. At first, I was concerned – were they homophobic, super Christian? Were we going to get our ass kicked? They did what normal douchebags do: up their masculinity and treat us like women. But after the drinks started happening and night came, the questions started filtering out – “How do you know who is the pitcher?” “Are you guys, like, f*cking all the time?”

I kept pulling the conversation (again, subtly) to the fact that a man gives the best BJ because we know exactly how a penis works. They pretended to be grossed out, but I knew that curiosity got the better of them not because they were bi-curious, but because they were men. Later that night, I found myself showing a straight dude the ropes in the bathroom – he didn’t get fully hard (I’d say about 60%), but at least he can mark one thing off his bucket list.

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